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drunktrophywife:
“ thugmissus:
“ boobs up my ass
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And out
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  • boobs up my ass

  • And out

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  • I miss Danny Lawrence from the Carmilla series

  • Mrs. Mapleton (Nassau brothel Madame) stands with her hands on her hips, looking off-screen. Her expression is irritated or frustratedly amused.   Superimposed is a Tumblr screenshot by romcommunist: 'yall we gotta stop apologizing for making slightly horny remarks we aren't catholic'ALT
    Billy Bones (dirty and bearded like in season four) looks down in dismay, his mouth ajar and eyes wide. He is in the middle of a fight.   Overlaid is a Tumblr screenshot by garm-wars: 'someone needs to inform the (rightly) pro-pirate tumblr users that it is no longer 2014 and some of the services they are recommending will turn ur computer [into] a broken microwave that serves bitcoins to shitheads'ALT
    Anne Bonny and Max sit a foot apart together on a bench. Neither looks at the other; Max stares into the distance and Anne (expression pained) looks down and to the left.  Overlaid is a screenshot of a Tumblr post by emeraldwhale and a reblog (with note) by the same user. First post reads: 'fermenting in a butch honoring way' and the follow up is: 'I MEANT FEMME NOT FERMENTING'ALT
    Captain Flint (left) and Charles Vane (right) sit beside one another on a wooden platform, in Charles Town, South Carolina, under armed guard. Both men are shackled and stare warily at the crowd. Superimposed are two screenshots from Tumblr. The first is over Flint, and is by catboy-manjoume. It reads: 'you know a joke that never EVER gets old is is when a character says smth like "I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL" and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time'  Over Vane is a screenshot by trans-giles, that says: 'Equally good variant: when the character says smth like: "what's the worse that could happen?" and it cuts to a scene where it's so much worsw than what they imaginedALT
  • Blackbeard scowls off-camera. He is holding a gun aloft.   Overlaid is a screenshot from Tumblr by angel-derangement: '"we live in an uncaring universe" yeah dude and i live in an uncaring house. and i shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep tonight a cold and uncaring self?'ALT
    Calico Jack crouches next to a hammock in which an injured Anne Bonny lays in her side, facing away from hi. Jack's expression is worried. Anne is either asleep or ignoring him.   Superimposed is a screenshot from Tumblr by redstonedust: 'tbh shoutout to the over 40s on tumblr, sorry the internet acts like yall belong in the retirement home when ur literally just regular adults with hobbies'   Above this is a screenshot from Tumblr by jordanlakesessions: 'toxic codependent familial relationships this. toxic codependent romances that. what about toxic codependent coworkers. i can't do my job without this guy here or i'll kill myself.'ALT
    Charles Vane is leaning against the wall, arm held above Eleanor Guthrie. He looks fondly at her. Eleanor is looking off-camera with a cool expression.   Overimposed is a Tumblr screenshot by fairycosmos: 'whats the deal with the stigma around giving up anyway. yeah this is hard so i do not want to do it anymore. we don't keep our hand inside a burning flame just to feel like a martyr. i'm off to get a milkshake   trannyboybreakdo...: 'anothee thing abt me. i use the 👍 emoji very liberally. im not being sarcastic or passive aggressive im being like cool ok or thanks for the heads up or etc. to me 👍is an innocent happy polite little emoji'ALT
    Captain Hornigold and Eleanor Guthrie stand in close proximity, having an intense conversation.   Superimposed is a screenshot from Tumblr by redstonedust: 'tbh shoutout to the over 40s on tumblr, sorry the internet acts like yall belong in the retirement home when ur literally just regular adults with hobbies'ALT
    Long John Silver holds a saber aloft, staring intently at his opponent, Captain Flint. Flint has leapt back and is holding his sword aloft reactively. His face is anguished.   fairycosmos: 'whats the deal with the stigma around giving up anyway. yeah this is hard so i do not want to do it anymore. we don't keep our hand inside a burning flame just to feel like a martyr. i'm off to get a milkshake'ALT
  • yes im in my 20s but this is only my first week of being alive

  • maliatsate:
“ “She was brave. And she was strong. And she was a summer.” ”
    maliatsate:
“ “She was brave. And she was strong. And she was a summer.” ”
    maliatsate:
“ “She was brave. And she was strong. And she was a summer.” ”
    maliatsate:
“ “She was brave. And she was strong. And she was a summer.” ”
    maliatsate:
“ “She was brave. And she was strong. And she was a summer.” ”
    maliatsate:
“ “She was brave. And she was strong. And she was a summer.” ”
  • “She was brave. And she was strong. And she was a summer.”

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    literally two queens maximizing their joint slay

  • john-silvers:
“BLACK SAILS, XXXI
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    john-silvers:
“BLACK SAILS, XXXI
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    john-silvers:
“BLACK SAILS, XXXI
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    john-silvers:
“BLACK SAILS, XXXI
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  • BLACK SAILS, XXXI

  • obiwan:
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  • Tumblr is just a nice little place where you can take off your ‘real person’ face and roll around in piles of garbage tailored to your unhinged hyperfocus five minutes before you stand up and go back to your zoom meeting

  • rhinestoneintherough:
“ Opened the parade with Dykes on Bikes, riding through thousands of people flying our own little fuck you to the military recruiters at SF pride this year.
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    rhinestoneintherough:
“ Opened the parade with Dykes on Bikes, riding through thousands of people flying our own little fuck you to the military recruiters at SF pride this year.
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  •  Opened the parade with Dykes on Bikes, riding through thousands of people flying our own  little fuck you to  the military recruiters at SF pride this year. 

  • john-silvers:
“BLACK SAILS, XXXIII
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    john-silvers:
“BLACK SAILS, XXXIII
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    john-silvers:
“BLACK SAILS, XXXIII
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    john-silvers:
“BLACK SAILS, XXXIII
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  • BLACK SAILS, XXXIII

  • twitter is good for showing me how they do things to hedgehogs for example anesthesia & x-rays

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    Reasons why Sonic never enjoys getting x-rayed

  • He looks like a butterflied chickenbreast

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